Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Lavish and "The Beachy Queen!"

How can you improve on the perfection that nature (or God if you prefer) has seen fit to provide?

Well I am delighted and somewhat taken aback to be informed by Lulu Campbell ( family affairs and other matters ) that I have won the Lavish "Beachy Queen" gift package!

Well I have searched the Lavish website and there is no mention of plastic surgery or divine intervention being offered as part of the package so as you can see below, the wonderful prize would be totally wasted on me!

Therefore I will reluctantly have to pass the prize on to The Children's Mother, Hilary who I nominated in the competition.  I have to admit that she is much more deserving having put up with me for the past 5 years and the rest of her tribe for much longer!  When I told Hilary about her treat she fainted, I think it was the threat of the bikini waxing!  After the application of a dose of smelling salts and a stiff malt, she pronounced herself overwhelmed and looking forward to a bit of girly pampering!

So there we are.  Thank you Lulu family affairs and other matters and everyone at Lavish!

That still leaves the problem of what to do with my legs?

Don't you dare!


  1. Well, I am quite stumped for words and that doesn't happen often!

    I hope Hilary enjoys her treat

  2. Well you could cover them up for a start! I was quite shocked seeing these just after my tea!

  3. These are fine specimens Jon... Don't you listen to him :-)

    Sorry I haven't been looking in lately but I couldn't miss this one ;-) Will catch up soon

  4. I'll see if I can sort out a plastic surgery competition for you next Jon!! Well deserved prize for your wife! Lx